Feline Rub Down
Thursday, August 20th, 2009 at 8:43 am
Our daughter’s new favorite game– which, incidentally, is our cat’s least favorite game– is seeing how long she can hold onto our cat’s tail. It sounds innocuous enough, sure– but the real excitement comes from thrashing said tail about like an errant whip. Yipeee. Priceless expressions on both faces.
Of course, cat loses since daughter doesn’t fully comprehend the concept of NO yet. The only way to end the game without bloodshed is to scoot cat outside. I can only assume that cat grows grumbles out there on the back porch, confused, thinking WTF? What the hell did I do? That yelping ginger brat tugs on my shit and I get the boot? Is there no justice? Where’s the ASPCA when you really need them….. etc.
Well, I may have come across the perfect panacea for all cat’s woes:
Although, as the feline masseuse cautioned: either they like this, or they don’t. I guess there’s only one way to find out, huh? Ok, wish me luck. I’m going in.
